Why does my belly button stink?

Maybe I’m the only person that will talk about this but it’s something that has always bothered me. Let’s be honest here, we all have dug in our belly buttons for numerous reasons. They could range from getting some lint out, looking for that lost cheerio, or maybe you just like to dig in there for the hell of it. Now of course this doesn’t apply to you lucky fuckers out there that have an “outie”.

Getting back to the reason I’m writing this is because of the smell. I hate to admit it out loud but my belly button when you poke in there smells like a butt hole. It does… I don’t want it too but it reaks like a small creature crawled in and farted in there, then took a dump, and finally died.

I have gone to some serious extremes to get rid of this problem like poor shampoo directly into the belly button, use a cotton swab and some rubbing alchohol, even so far as actually squirting cologne into the damn thing. Nothing gets rid of it. I can’t be the only one with this problem. Now the only thing I can figure is that if I use the nail and scrape in there you get some like dead skinnish stuff. This must be dead skin that is actually rotting in there but who the hell knows.

Well … I guess it could be worse. I could have this guys belly button that looks like it’s the monster in that crater in Star Wars