You Low Pants, Underwear showing, morons piss me off and make me laugh at the same time.
I have to talk about this. I can’t sit by and say nothing while these idiots roam the streets. Before I do, I’m going to give you a small history of me so you know that maybe I just have issues and have no valid point or just the opposite.
In 7th grade back in the year 1990 the big thing was people rolling the bottom of their pants legs up. I thought this just looked stupid as hell and never did it. Of course I also was still being dressed by what my mother bought me at the goodwill store. This usually was some kind of striped button up shirt and corduroy pants. Now this was also the time where Z Cavarricci and some other main brand was all the rage.. basically the Ambercrombie and bitch shit of this generation. So while everyone is wearing this “cool” clothes and rolling up their pants I refused to do it and was made fun of my noisy corduroy pants. As we all know well what ended up happening… all those brands and rolling up the pants ended up not being cool when entering high school and what I was wearing was now back in style. All that shit I took for nothing.
Moving onto high school. I had some serious issues back then. I was kinda lost in my own skin and didn’t know where I really fit in. I tried the jock thing and tried out for basketball but was basically told I wasn’t tall enough although I was 6’0” and not built enough for the football team. I moved to what was up and coming and tried that. Unfortunately that was the gangster thing. I think right around that time Snoop Dogg, Dre and all that shit was coming out. I actually took some shorts I had and wore them backwards and tried that thing for about 2 days. On the second day I was being awesome I thought and was listening to my snoop dogg cassette tape. I will never forget what happened next. My dad comes upstairs takes the cassette tape out and breaks it right in front of me and says I don’t ever want to hear you listening to that shit ever again. That was the end of my thug days.
To make a long story short about 2 weeks later someone handed me a Nirvana tape and the rest is history. Long hair, flannel shirts, and ripped jeans were my life for the next at least 10 years. Rock and roll forever bitch.
Ok… now let’s get to the meat of this. It seems to me that everywhere you turn you see these people of ALL races with their pants down and their underwear sticking out. I mean fuck… some of these guys can NOT walk WITHOUT holding their pants up. Literally, the pants are just hanging there by forces unknown. Let me show you an example.
Does this look cool? Is this what they will be doing when they are in there 60s? This shit just pisses me off and I think looks fucking stupid.
What is wrong with you women that like this shit? It almost makes me vomit when I see these attractive women next to one of these ass pipes. They can’t give you a hug because if they did the pants would fall down.
Seriously… I have an idea that I am thinking of seriously doing. Actually 3 of them… tell me which one you like the most.
1. I couldn’t find any pictures of it but I wanted to get a group of maybe 10 people that are at least 70+ or over and wear their pants like this with their granny and grandpa panties sticking out. Walk them around the mall, fairs and all that shit and make sure they are near groups of these morons so they see what would happen if everyone does it or what they will look like when they get that age.
2. Find each one of these morons and droop their pants and then push them so they fall and then run off and laugh the whole way.
3. Find like 10 hot chicks like these : 
to just sit and laugh at any guy that walks past with their pants like that. Should work like a charm.
Listen… in closing. I hate you losers that do this. I understand that in your head you need to hold this look because it’s the cool thing in your group of losers that you hang out with but we both know and if we were honest with ourselves that this trend will not last. Besides… how do you guys plan to rob anyone when you can barely run to get away. Think… please think.
As an ending I will pay tribute to Greg G.
That’s how I see things and if you disagree with me you are worse then gangsta Hitler.
The best part is that this style trend actually started in jailhouses. Do you know what sagging your pants in jail means? It means you are willing to give up your ass for protection. Yes. This wonderful style trend that our youth seems to love so much screams – fuck my ass as I am too big a pussy to protect myself.
Think of that everytime you see it and laugh a little to yourself. I know I do.
Dawn according to snopes.com it’s not where it came from. I actually had to look it up for myself since I thought for sure that’s where it came from. It says basically it started in prison but it was because the prison provided too large of pants for the inmates and then it was picked up in the 90′s by the rappers. I prefer the other story but oh well
Actually Justin, snopes.com is only half correct. It STARTED out because people were too lazy to tie their prison drawstrings but it VERY much became something else. When a gang of men gang raped another man, they would force him to walk around with his pants sagging as a sign that he had been gang raped. Later, when the homosexual portion of the jail caught-on, they adopted the sagging pants as a way to advertise their desire to receive anal sex for protection. When these two new uses for sagging pants developed in prison, those who were too lazy to tie the pants started tying them and only the two sexual connotations remained.
Look around at a prison. Not one on TV but a real one. You don’t see many sagging pants.
Dawn that’s fine with me. Mon linking where you found that so I can add fuel to the fire.
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